MORNING SPEW: Sharpen those No. 2 pencils, Gas Man update, rich CEOs, best wizard beards and more ...

By Volcano Staff on September 1, 2011


"Ahhhh, Mom": Tacoma School District teachers are not on strike; summer break is over. (News Tribune)

Gas Man Update: U.S. District Judge Marsha Pechman ruled against BP's request for a temporary restraining. (News Tribune)

Oh My: At least 25 CEOs earned more than their companies paid in income taxes in 2010. (The Atlantic)

Don't Throw Rocks In San Diego: Toyota RAV4 owner nails boy with crossbow. (Sign On San Diego)

Feud Continues: Gawker claims Bill O'Reilly tried to get the cops to investigate his wife's boyfriend. (Slate)

Watch This: Don Cheadle saves our earth as Captain Planet. (Cinema Blend)

Totally: Jack White and Insan Clown Posse cover Mozart song. (Huffington Post)

Totally Again: Best wizard beards (Ugo)