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June 18, 2010 at 10:42am

Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker

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The Weekly Volcano follows the people you're too embarrassed to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Jessica Simpson

June 17: Shopping confusion with Jessica Simpson

So my friend @mcstephyblanche and I just bought rainbow chard...hmmm?" 8:28 a.m., via UberTwitter

January 30: Seriously, Jessica Simpson. Clean your shit up. You're a mess, girl. Put the Twitter down.

"I meant "orgasm" not orgasim...one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm...was he hitting on me?" 4:23 a.m., via UberTwitter

January 13: OK. This is actually pretty funny, Jessica Simpson. Point for you.

"Dear elderly man at the gym:its hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts" 5:14 p.m., via UberTwitter

Tune in next week for more fun, Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.


February 3: Jessica Simpson always has someone on hand to shoot sexy-time photos. Sometimes, however, she does run out of Proactiv. (Oh snap!)

"I'm gonna bite," 6:59 p.m., via UberTwitter

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