The Police tickets on sale Saturday

By weeklyvolcano on February 20, 2007

On the cosmic scale everything is sacred and nothing is sacred and anyone who deigns to tell you otherwise or anyone who deigns to restrict your intellectual and/or divine movements and sacred id-probings via some sort of finger-wagging doctrine or prohibition or sneering guilt-laden Kumbabya-chanting monotheistic soul-lobotomy needs to have their nose hairs plucked by a swarm of angry drunk dung beetles because the truly enlightened just sit
calmly and smile and say I don't care how old The Police are, I love them, and I'm going to see them at KeyArena June 6.

Tickets â€" $226, $91 and $51 â€" go on sale Saturday, Feb. 24, 9 a.m. at Ticketmaster outlets,, or â€" Bobble Tiki