See those sexy flashing lights in the rearview mirror?
They might be coming for you...
That's because the Weekly Volcano has assumed the Herculean task of finding and singling out Tacoma's sexiest people - from service industry denizens to vet techs to local business owners. If you're out there - trying to blend in despite your stunning (dare we say breathtaking) sex appeal - rest assured: The Weekly Volcano will find you.
We're not talking about celebrities here, folks; we're talking about regular dudes and dudettes who just happen to look hot as hell in the 253. You can't hide for long. As they say: If you're going to commit the crime of sexiness, be prepared to do the time.
If you're out there and you're sexy, know the Weekly Volcano is hot on your hot-ass trail (especially Steph DeRosa, so much so that it's kind of weirding us out...)
On Thursday, Feb. 25, the Weekly Volcano will publish the first annual Tacoma's Most Sexy issue, giving everyone in T-town and beyond a chance to gaze at the sexiest people in Tacoma.
Categories:
Bartender
Servers
Pediatrician
Local business owner
Vet tech
Local political figure
Barista
Receptionist
Hair stylist
Chef
Comments for "VOTING CLOSED: Tacoma's Most Sexy" (9)
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Lava Boy said on Jan. 15, 2010 at 8:01pm
Hey, I think I'm pretty darn sexy.
Rev. Adam McKinney said on Jan. 16, 2010 at 12:24am
No category for sexiest journalist?
Not for me, but Mark Thomas Deming...I don't know. Handsome man.
--Rev.
RR Anderson said on Jan. 16, 2010 at 12:46am
Tacoma's most sexy new alt weekly website? Guess!
Jessica said on Jan. 25, 2010 at 8:47pm
Go to the Matador to find the sexiest servers and bartenders!
fraidnot said on Jan. 26, 2010 at 6:09pm
true dat jessica.
Lava Boy said on Jan. 27, 2010 at 1:55pm
So who is the sexiest pediatrician in Tacoma? Yes they take care of your children, not your feet.
Joe said on Jan. 28, 2010 at 9:40am
A #1 MILF in T-Town: Chiara Wood. No contest
Greg McGonagill said on Jan. 29, 2010 at 12:32pm
Sexiest photographer?
I get to Tacoma sometimes.
PS - happily married!
F Stewart said on Feb. 27, 2010 at 1:02pm
What, no "Ice Cream Scooper" category? Show the love to your local Cold Stone, Baskin Robbins, etc!
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