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November 2, 2011 at 1:19pm

Silent night, my pants feel kinda tight

SANTA SAYS >>>>

I'll refrain from making predictably cheesy sex jokes about the size of your Yule log and so forth. Ho, ho, ho ho.

If you're on the naughty list this year, why hold back during the holidays. I have the perfect place for naughty ones to shop. Hustler Hollywood has the goods to pleasure your partner during those cold winter nights by the fire.  

Toys like "adult" mistletoe, breath-freshening "Merry Sex-Mas" mints and a vibrator wearing a Santa hat should speak for themselves. So stuff that stocking and just do what comes natural. Those hard-to-please people on your list deserve a good spanking, after all.

[Hustler Hollywood, 8001 S. Hosmer St., Tacoma, 253.536.0269]

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