I live the best little city on the Westcoast. I've been bartending for since I was 18...lovin life!
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It'st he 4th of July down on the Tacoma waterfront..Freedom Fair!! It was sunny and ya know what happens when young men and women drink all day is the sun...they get a little stupid and this leads me to this story.
So two guys walk into the Harbor Lights bar , one without a shirt. I say put on a shirt if your wanting to drink in the bar.. He keeps glancing down at his friend's feet...so I lean over the bar to see if his buddy is wearing shoes...everything seems to be in order..the guy puts on his shirt and I ask them for their ID's. While they were fumbling around for their ID's , my cocktail server called me over and she says.."Umm Alli...that dude doesn't have any pants on". So I'm thinking...where the Hell is he keeping his ID, amonst other things. Needless to say..they didn't get served. So my question is...did he leave home without pants or did he 'shart' his pants and ditched them?? He had a long sports jersey on so I thought he had really short shorts on...and that was freaky in its own way. He was walking around 20,00 people with his junk swinging in the wind...Poor Jodi had to see him bend over ...showing his 4th of July glory!!