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3 DRINK MINIMUM: Laura's Bayview Bar & Grill

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3 DRINK MINIMUM: Laura's Bayview Bar & Grill

  It was during our liquid lunch at the newly opened Laura's Bayview Bar & Grill that Bandito Betty's sister-in-law asked restaurant owner, Laura Carlson, the mysterious question: "I've met you before.  How do we know each other?"  As they squinted at each other in deep contemplation, listing past cities of

TROUBLE WITH DEROSA: Brownie Morrison

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TROUBLE WITH DEROSA: Brownie Morrison

This week I met Cindy Murphy, and I might've just met my twin sister from a past life.  For five of my past lives, I've been told by various entities that I had a crazy, perverted twin sister with two hot sons out there, and one day I would find

3 DRINK MINIMUM: Crown Bar

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3 DRINK MINIMUM: Crown Bar

Kris Blondin (of "Grocery Stories" fame) is pretty cool. With her friendship comes lots of fun, not to mention a wonderful knowledge of Tacoma, restaurants, wines, and never-ending reminders of how not to take life too seriously.  Her man, Dustin, on the other hand, is a credibly hilarious dude who

TROUBLE WITH DEROSA: Nate Leinfelder

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TROUBLE WITH DEROSA: Nate Leinfelder

I only wanted one tattoo, just so I could say I had one.  I was proud that I had never gotten any cartoon characters on my ankle, or a dolphin engraved on my lower back. As tempting as those fads looked at the time, my resistance was strong.  I blame my blinding,

3 DRINK MINIMUM: Vinum Coffee and Wine Lounge

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3 DRINK MINIMUM: Vinum Coffee and Wine Lounge

Someone recently asked if I visit drinking establishments at the same time of day, every week. They were wondering if I compared the bartenders in equivalent shifts, because theoretically the "best" bartenders work on Friday and Saturday nights. Why would I want to compare a Monday lunch bartender with a Friday

3 DRINK MINIMUM: Jasmine Mongolian Grill

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3 DRINK MINIMUM: Jasmine Mongolian Grill

As I was exiting the doors of the Federal Way Commons (formerly known as SeaTac Mall), I noticed a dining establishment taking up an eighth of the block called Jasmine Mongolian Grill.  I was too early to physically open the doors, but I did manage to press my greasy nose

TROUBLE WITH DEROSA: Duke’s Chowder House

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TROUBLE WITH DEROSA: Duke’s Chowder House

As Thane and Patricia Lecy-Davis so kindly reminded me the other day, it is a very fine line I walk when it comes to writing this column.  Many a conversation has been had with friends and editors over what message these 400 weekly words are sending out to the general

Investigative report

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Investigative report

Somewhere along the walls of the Weekly Volcano's vodka storage area/employee restroom the words "Matador's happy hour motherf***ing ROCKS" are carved into the faded baby blue 1984 wallpaper.  These words, in all their utterly candid descriptiveness, spoke to me.  If someone, whoever that loyal employee/vodka drinker may be, had the

3 DRINK MINIMUM: Primo Grill

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3 DRINK MINIMUM: Primo Grill

No polite, legitimate, non-douchey business owner cares what race you are, what religion you fall victim to, or if you make your money workin' the pole in stilettos with a fishbowl in the heel - as long as you're spending that money in their establishment.  Thankfully, the people at Primo

3 DRINK MINIMUM: Harbor Lights

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3 DRINK MINIMUM: Harbor Lights

Other than the time an anonymous Weekly Volcano employee pooped on my desk, I have never been more sickened and appalled by something.  That is, until I received notice that Harbor Lights had NOT yet been visited for 3 Drink Minimum.  Yes indeed, my fair alcoholic friends, it was a sad,

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5 Things to Do Today: Floater, Where Sails Meet Rails, booze tasting, North Face and Langston Hughes in music

Friday, Feb. 19 >>> 1.Floater, Mom's Rocket and In Lunar Blue will be tearing up Hell's Kitchen starting at 9 p.m. tonight.  This show should defy silence on Pacific Avenue in epic proportions.  Don't say we didn't warn you.  $10, 9 p.m., 21+  928 Pacific Ave, Tacoma. 2. Where Sails Meet

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5 Things to Do: Speakeasy grand opening, pole dancing, "Noodle", rockaraoke, Troy Gua

Thursday, Feb. 18 >>> 1. Speakeasy Art Co-Op Grand Opening includes music performances by Voxxy Valejo, Steven Bucklew and Angela Jossy.  This event is interspersed with Speakeasy's monthly Art Walk Open Mic, featuring Daniel Blue.  Free refreshments will be served. 6 p.m. All ages, no cover. 746 Broadway, Tacoma. 2. Every Thursday

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5 Things to Do Today: China Davis, Dreamcoat, Tommy Dean, "Civil Righteousness", rasta and Red Stripe

Wednesday, Feb. 17 >>> 1. China Davis and opener Jason Lille take the stage tonight at The Swiss beginning at 8 p.m. 1904 Jefferson, Tacoma 21+ 2. The Biblical saga of Joseph and his coat of many colors comes to life at Olympia's Capital Playhouse for five added days.  Having been

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5 Things to Do Today: Shake it, read, eat and drink, heal and shake it some more

Tuesday, Feb. 16 >>> 1. Lady Luck Cowgirl Up is the one of many establishments having a Fat Tuesday party tonight.  The big difference here is that the girls are better looking than most.  Drink specials, dancing, giveaways, and lots of cowgirl ass shakin'.  14114 Pacific Avenue South, Tacoma, 253.538.4996 2. This

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5 Things to Do Today: Talk Jesus, shoot, glow bowling, blues and all ages indie rock

Monday, Feb. 15 >>> 1. Stephen Prothero Speaks on America, religion and the danger of ignorance in Schneebeck Concert Hall at University of Puget Sound.  The lecture is titled "Religious Literacy in a Furiously Religious World" and begins at 7:30 p.m.  Free.  Contact UPS for tickets. 1500 N. Warner St. Tacoma, 253-756-3700,

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5 Things to Do Today: The Round, poetry, lingerie, Soul St. Dance Co., karaoke

Friday, Feb. 12 >>> 1. Vicci Martinez, Jake Hemming of Big Sur and Morgan Christopher Geer of Drunker Prayer turn up the talent in Tacoma tonight at the Warehouse.  Plus they promise some poetry, live painting and special guests.  We really hope by "guests," they mean "Muppets," but most likely

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5 Things to Do Today: Fiber fun, Lakewood Playhouse, the Missionary Position, Tush Burlesque, Vinum wine

THURSDAY, FEB. 11 >>> 1. Missionary Position shows up, and shows us how music should be done.   Buy your date a few beers and later explore the position at your own leisure.  9pm, Doyle's Public House, 208 Saint Helens Avenue, Tacoma 2. The "Pay What You Can" performance of Kaufman

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5 Things to Do Today: Love Tacoma, Bruce Haasl, Oly open mic, Young Professionals Network,Yuri Norstein

Wednesday, Feb. 10 >>> 1. Russian animation master Yuri Norstein will discuss and screen his work in Olympia. His films Hedgehog in the Fog (1975) and Tale of Tales (1979) were voted the best animation films of all time by international juries in Los Angeles, Tokyo and Zagreb. 7:30 p.m., $5-$10,

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5 Things To Do: Ghandi, malbecs, Percy Jackson, open mic, magic!

Tuesday, Feb. 9 >>> 1. Arun Ghandi, the grandson of Mahatma Ghandi, will be in Puyallup to discuss his grandfather's philosophies of non-violence and talk about the problem of racism. Noon, free, Pierce College, 1601 39th Ave. SE, Puyallup. 2. Are you an unofficial member of Camp Half-Blood? If so, it's time

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5 Things To Do: bella social, Bahia Rowen, Graphic Novel Book Club ...

MONDAY, FEB. 8, 2010 >>> 1. bellaballs studio - home of glass artist Diane Hansen and designer Lesli Jacobs-McHugh and their beautiful hand-blown glass floats, bellaballs, will host another bella social Monday night featuring cocktails, food and, you guessed it, bellaballs. 5-8 p.m., no cover, 747 Fawcett Ave., Suite B, Tacoma. 2.

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